this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNYobJ_gjQ
I should have seen that coming
anything by American Authors
Good one! Added. (Keep going)
Im making a Summer 2014 party playlist and need suggestions for tracks. Anyone?
Feds Reign in Puppy’s Crime Spree
The FBI press service announced Sunday that notorious puppy gangster Wrinkles McGuff has been taken into custody.
"After countless mangled shoes and carpet stains, McGuff’s spree of terrible behavior has come to and end," read the press release. "He has been detained in a Federal facility, pending arraignment."
There is no word yet on a court date, but The Fluffington Post will provide updates as this story develops.
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME
The jokesters at Someecards have created a series of brutally honest job titles to restore order to a world gone mad with euphemism. Each entry stares deep into the soul of a modern job title and reduces it down to the main task for which its bearer is responsible.
"Graphic Designer- Lead Interpreter of Contradictory Suggestions"
EASY THERE, SATAN
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds