The jig is up, the news is out
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geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: “geniusbillionaireplayboy answered your post: Hey guys anything by…”:
this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNYobJ_gjQ

I should have seen that coming

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geniusbillionaireplayboy answered your post: Hey guys

anything by American Authors

Good one! Added. (Keep going)

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Hey guys

Im making a Summer 2014 party playlist and need suggestions for tracks. Anyone?

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thefluffingtonpost:

Feds Reign in Puppy’s Crime Spree
The FBI press service announced Sunday that notorious puppy gangster Wrinkles McGuff has been taken into custody.
"After countless mangled shoes and carpet stains, McGuff’s spree of terrible behavior has come to and end," read the press release. "He has been detained in a Federal facility, pending arraignment."
There is no word yet on a court date, but The Fluffington Post will provide updates as this story develops.
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thefluffingtonpost:

Feds Reign in Puppy’s Crime Spree

The FBI press service announced Sunday that notorious puppy gangster Wrinkles McGuff has been taken into custody.

"After countless mangled shoes and carpet stains, McGuff’s spree of terrible behavior has come to and end," read the press release. "He has been detained in a Federal facility, pending arraignment."

There is no word yet on a court date, but The Fluffington Post will provide updates as this story develops.

Via LoveAndDoubt.

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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rifa:

for-redheads:

Professor X and Magneto

THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME

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greaterland:

Danielle Hughson

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elysemarshall:

fastcompany:

"Person With The Twitter Password," And Other Brutally Honest Versions of Your Job Title

The jokesters at Someecards have created a series of brutally honest job titles to restore order to a world gone mad with euphemism. Each entry stares deep into the soul of a modern job title and reduces it down to the main task for which its bearer is responsible.

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"Graphic Designer- Lead Interpreter of Contradictory Suggestions"

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n-a-blue-box:

caffeinetooth:

muscle memory

EASY THERE, SATAN

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saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

#homeboy was literally busting out of that shirt

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wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

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thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.