The jig is up, the news is out
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hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

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queerdean:

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digbicks:

Is This Art? (2010), Maciej Ratajski

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knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

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helenish:

thepsychicclam:

my sexuality is hoechlin in this sweater

Derek Hale, werewolf rights activist, takes a question during a standing-room-only panel at the UCLA Cinema and Media Studies Symposium. 

helenish:

thepsychicclam:

my sexuality is hoechlin in this sweater

Derek Hale, werewolf rights activist, takes a question during a standing-room-only panel at the UCLA Cinema and Media Studies Symposium. 

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streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors

streetlightarson:

ANDY WARHOL

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@lindenashby: Twerk, twerking.. That’s all I heard about a few weeks ago. I had no idea what it was.. I thought.. uhmm… tweeting at work? Not quite.

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As seen on Bobs Burgers

As seen on Bobs Burgers

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He wasn’t allowed to electrocute himself."Submitted By:  EmilyLocation: Pennsylvania, United States

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He wasn’t allowed to electrocute himself."
Submitted By:  Emily
Location: Pennsylvania, United States

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cheatcommandos:

redwaster:

hotsuburbandad:

He is a bear and his name is Pooh, but the book is called Winnie The Pooh, and not Pooh the Bear, so what the fuck

this always confused me. no one ever calls him winnie…just pooh. what is a pooh anyway

I have this knowledge

pooh bear’s real name is Edward and he was based on the real teddy bear of the authors son Christopher Robin, the name Winnie came from a real bear at the London zoo that Christopher Robin got to feed once

the nickname pooh came from a swan that the real Christopher Robin named pooh for some reason

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death-limes:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

i dont know if im entertained or terrified

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Creation of Dog [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Creation of Dog [x]

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galaxystew:

mindmeldsex:

g-erti:

i dreamed a dream in time gone by

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when hope was high and life worth living

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i dreamed that love would never die

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i dreamed that god would be forgiving

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but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder

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as they tear your hope apart

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as they turn your dream to shaaaaaaame

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#2 real

OW IN THE FEELS

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alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
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Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

Took so many hours.